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He had an antonym.
A Thesaurus.
The Thesaurus
Both are a play on words.
Thesaurus.
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
Thesaurus. :/
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
A: The thesaurus.
A thesaurus.
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Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D
You skip the flat ones.
Watson the menu
Join the Hare Force.
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
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A guide to aging.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
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It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
There's no punchline for this joke.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?