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He had an antonym.
A Thesaurus.
The Thesaurus
Both are a play on words.
Thesaurus.
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
Thesaurus. :/
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
A: The thesaurus.
A thesaurus.
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Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
THE ROLLING STONED!
The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
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Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
Talk in your sleep.
