Synonym rolls.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He had an antonym.
A Thesaurus.
The Thesaurus
Both are a play on words.
Thesaurus.
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
Thesaurus. :/
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
A: The thesaurus.
A thesaurus.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They've never known what home is.
She wouldn't play on a regulation size table
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
You check its logbook
Snow Balls
Don't worry, they will tell you.
WomanBreastsR Divided
A synonym roll
Back on crack
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
A pterrorist