What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll