What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.