What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.