What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.