Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?

A Spaghetto.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.