Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.