Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.