Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Dollar Coin Jokes More Dollar Coin Jokes

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.