Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Dollar Coin Jokes More Dollar Coin Jokes

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.