They're afraid of change.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
They have the best schools for it.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
Because he might Pikachu!
Benjamin Netangoogle
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.