They're afraid of change.
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They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Should it really be a lightbulb
One, plus or minus one.
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
Because they're always footing the bill.
Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
Because he was afraid of change.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Take a wok.
