What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

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What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it