How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.