How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.