How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.