How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet