How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.