How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.