How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian?

A Can't-adian!

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How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.