How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet