How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.