What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

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How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.