What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en