What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!