What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.