What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)