What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)