What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden