What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!