What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Blizzard Jokes More Blizzard Jokes

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Whistleblower Jokes More Whistleblower Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden