What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

How about a guillotine?

Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.