What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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What did the lazy monk say?

Namaste..right here

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.