What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.