What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.