Namaste Jokes

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What did the lazy monk say?

Namaste..right here

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.