What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Because it was for chair-ity

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.