How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

Which number confuses people?

82

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What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!