When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.