When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.