When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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How do you tell jokes?

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Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.