When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.