because you can never be too careful.
Because his pythons were sick
How much do you whey bro
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
2B or not 2B?
Because his nuts were in his neck!
A: His ghoul friend.
