When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.