When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.