What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !