What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight