What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.