How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday