How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.