How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...