How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why is this wet?

she asks. "Because it's below C level."

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.