What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.