What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili