What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!