What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

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What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance