What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.