What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.