What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

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What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance