What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.