What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz