What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian. I'll see myself out.

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz