What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.