What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"