How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

Why are Russians so heartless?

Because organ traders offer good price.

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How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey