How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.