How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a bad Russian pool player?

Skratchov

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey