Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Previous Random Joke Next
Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.