Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.