Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board