Composer Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.