How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.