How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

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What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.