How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.