Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.