Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )