What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !