What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.