What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).