What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.