Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)
People in wheelchairs
Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
They wear a rolex watch around their waist.
I didn't cottage in my pants
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
You drop it on her twice.
Pirates.
You can't ippon a Nippon.