Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
A-Dhal
Felipe Flop
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
When he's got ants in his pants!
Ten Tickles
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Nuclear explosions are bright
Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country