Japanese People Jokes

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They go to the polls and vote.

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Because of all the metal in their brains.

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Miso sorry...

Because of their national diet.

Nuclear explosions are bright

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

A pack o'derms

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One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Goes better with their eyes.

Did you make that Fermi?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

They go to the polls and vote.

Polled pork.

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

A: It was an oxident.

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

A snooker table

Japanese People Jokes

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