Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

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Poll Jokes More Poll Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do native American and modern day American society have in common?

Navaho lot.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words?

Watch this cause i'll only do it once."

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants