Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

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Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."