Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

You might also enjoy:

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats?

Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Poll Jokes More Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

Judo Jokes More Judo Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.