Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.