Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

Big Wave Jokes More Big Wave Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Judo Jokes More Judo Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.