Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal?

Grindcore

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.