Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Metal.

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking