Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Miso Jokes More Miso Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible