Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

Samurais Jokes More Samurais Jokes

Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Poll Jokes More Poll Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Atomic Bomb Jokes More Atomic Bomb Jokes

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.