Japanese People Jokes

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They go to the polls and vote.

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Tsunami Warning

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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Miso sorry...

Because of their national diet.

Nuclear explosions are bright

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Denim Denim Denim

She was wearing no turn on red. :

By watching the noose.

Because they've got the same color trunks.

with a big wave

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

You can only ran because it's past tents.

A: The color.

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Velveetazane

Dog have rice.

Japanese People Jokes

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