What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!