What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

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What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.