What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack