What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches