What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".