What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What do you get when OP gets erections?

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT