What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.