What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.