What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*