What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(