What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!