What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.