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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut :-D

What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go?

Flabio.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?

Roll-aids.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Break Hand Jokes More Break Hand Jokes

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

repost

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.