Mute Jokes

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.