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They put on mittens.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Nothing
A mute. Sorry if repost.
It goes without saying...
Tie up their hands.
amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
So they know where to stop shaving.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
With a Geiger Counter.
Chopsticks
I can't hear you, but I can see your point
Dead people had lives.
A gun only has one trigger.
Because real doctors have cures.
Tell them a secret
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Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
