Mute Jokes

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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