amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
A mountain gloat.
Rare.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Sleeping Beauty
It ova slept.
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
Cause he can only move diagonally
To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )
Two bits!
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
A mute. Sorry if repost.
Nothing
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.