What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Ampnbsp Jokes More Ampnbsp Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.