What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

Ampnbsp Jokes More Ampnbsp Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile