What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

Ampnbsp Jokes More Ampnbsp Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.