What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!