Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat