Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know