Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control