What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside