What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

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What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius