What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

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LEGALIZATION

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

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Icee."

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius