What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

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Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius