Porcupines have pricks on the outside
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A prius
It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
A taxi
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)
A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.
He can't drive 55.
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Stick a plunger in the toilet
A cataract
deez nuts.
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
There's no punchline for this joke.
A knife has a point.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.