Porcupines have pricks on the outside
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A prius
It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
By bearing straight
They are both very pedantic
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"
A pat on the head.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
A porcupine has its pricks on the outside
He had a fear of eights
The Alaskan Bull Worm.
A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Very carefully
Men, get on the boat."
Bob.