Prius Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.