Porcupines have pricks on the outside
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A prius
It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.
Somebody shot his dog
Hand Solo
The Patriots
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
A pat on the head.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Wow, such empty
It's driving me nuts!"
The police.
A BMW's pricks are on the inside!
Carefully!
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.