What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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A hematologist pricks fingers.

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With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.