What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW