What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.