What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick