What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!