What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.