What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!