What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

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Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside