Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.