Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this