Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Whos there?

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals