A coconut!
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
Nightmares you racist.
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....
April, fools
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
An American police officer.
The letter C.
Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut
Wet
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Mountains peak.
dead walkers