What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

T Jokes More T Jokes

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...