What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

T Jokes More T Jokes

How do you spell that?

t-h-a-t

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!