What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.