What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

American Police Officer Jokes More American Police Officer Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.