What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

American Police Officer Jokes More American Police Officer Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.