What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black