Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!