They always shoot the black
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When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.
He snooker in!
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
Getting out of the bed!
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Because they don't have legs to walk, man.
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
Disabled.
Piiig
Breaking Bad"
Shucks
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest