What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.