What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ?

sixty-nine

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.