How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world