How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

bear

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China