How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.