How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.