Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC