Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why did Paul Walker die?

His name wasn't Paul Driver.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.