Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Who cares!

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

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I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Neither one has Jobs.

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We're both doctors"

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.