Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Previous Random Joke Next
Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him