Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Another pops up.

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Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Because they're not PC

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I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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A: An Apple turnover.

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Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.