Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.