Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.